Ok, crisis averted. I am not even sure how to go about explaining it, but we had to kill the cat. She just lost it. All evening she had us at knife point talking about how we have been "keeping her down" and persecuting her religion. It was nuts. I had never heard some of the stuff she was saying...hell, I did not even know our cat could talk. I still don't quite understand it all, but I will try and go through what I can remember. I am still a little shaken up, so bear with me.
Um... [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2005-07-14 15:08:51, by talam
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I don't know. I just don't know. [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2005-07-12 21:55:58, by talam
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Todays IM SPAM [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2005-06-07 03:43:40, by talam
[10:11] liek2fukyoo0369: hi... anyoone there?
[10:13] liek2fukyoo0369: wll anyway, guess your not there?
[10:15] liek2fukyoo0369: ok well look me up when you get back if you feel like it. i have a pic in my profile and a link to my homepage if your interested. was just lookin for someone too chat with.
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3am [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2005-05-22 02:27:08, by talam
Ani Wannabe [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2005-05-20 10:49:59, by talam
Yes, my young apprentice, I can teach you great things. I will show you a power greater than you could ever believe is possible. And the secrets to eternal life? Oh yes, I will show you how to give that to everyone you love. With your at my side we will change the world.
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Red vs Blue [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2005-05-17 13:29:04, by talam
Red vs Blue is an online machina comic that uses the game Halo (and now Halo 2). I have been a fan since I watched the first episode almost two years ago. The first season was pure gold, the second season was pretty good, but the third season has lacked in big ways. There was just seriously something missing in every episode...until episode 56. I had grabbed it sometime last week, and since most of this season has sucked, just got around to watching it today. It almost makes up for the rest of the season being really bad and uninterresting. I am hoping that episode 57, the last one of the season, carries through like 56 did...or I will be sad.
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Real Quick [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2005-05-13 14:25:57, by talam
I stole one of the wife's Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls earlier. On the box, it has the logo with the young, hic girl and "Little Debbie Snacks", a blue banner waving to the right that says "America's Original", and there is a ribbon on the right saying "America's Best-Selling Swiss Roll". Are they American or Swiss? If they are America's Original, why are they called Swiss cake rolls? If they are Swiss, then does Little Debbie claim they are America's Original? And if they are only best-selling in America, do they suck in comparison to their actually Swiss counterparts, or is it because there realy are no Swiss counterparts and it is all a marketing scam. But if it is just a marketing scam created by the Little Debbie people are there other places making Swiss cake rolls? Do they know it is a scam and that they are really making Little Debbie Cake Rolls?
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I don't know what to think about this: [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2004-10-08 14:42:37, by talam
Your Penis Name is: Big Lebowski
Find you penis name.
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Random Humor. [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2004-09-25 16:37:58, by talam
Ok, so I was picking up some drinks for tonight at Wal-Mart. I passed by this woman wearing a black shirt with "Made in Heaven" along with some random white pattern across the chest. As I was coming back down the aisle, right before I passed her again, the guy in front of me walked up to her and said, "I heard your mom was good." She just had this confused look on her face as he walked away. It took a lot of effort to not die laughing as I walked past.
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LOL [ Humor ]
Posted on: 2004-08-19 20:44:16, by talam
Ok, so I took this one from kevinrose.com...and he got it from an email, but who cares. It is funny. Jump over to Google, type in "bastards" and click the "I'm feeling lucky." button. I love it.
