Real Quick
Posted on: 2005-05-13 14:25:57, by talam

I stole one of the wife's Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls earlier. On the box, it has the logo with the young, hic girl and "Little Debbie Snacks", a blue banner waving to the right that says "America's Original", and there is a ribbon on the right saying "America's Best-Selling Swiss Roll". Are they American or Swiss? If they are America's Original, why are they called Swiss cake rolls? If they are Swiss, then does Little Debbie claim they are America's Original? And if they are only best-selling in America, do they suck in comparison to their actually Swiss counterparts, or is it because there realy are no Swiss counterparts and it is all a marketing scam. But if it is just a marketing scam created by the Little Debbie people are there other places making Swiss cake rolls? Do they know it is a scam and that they are really making Little Debbie Cake Rolls?

No idea,...
Posted: 2005-05-13 14:47:46, by Katie

Pass the things over now and no one will get hurt.

actually
Posted: 2005-05-13 16:33:06, by Lushbaugh

The creamy filling is made from the rendered fat of swiss people. That's why they are always efficiently sized and rolled.

Freedom Rolls
Posted: 2005-05-14 07:42:20, by Miller

The Swiss stand for neutrality, which is patently un-American. They're also right next to France. Time to change the name to Freedom Rolls.

Uh...
Posted: 2005-05-14 09:31:27, by Erandomandethius

You're all weird. Stop eating my damned Swiss Cake Rolls. ;)

Ick
Posted: 2005-05-15 10:14:30, by Jamie

No problemo, my dear. I can't stand the damn things. They give me that slimy feeling on the roof of my mouth that renders my jaw useless and gives me a sort of headache that I can't really explain. They're just too...ssssmththththt. yeah, that's that word.