Yes, my young apprentice, I can teach you great things. I will show you a power greater than you could ever believe is possible. And the secrets to eternal life? Oh yes, I will show you how to give that to everyone you love. With your at my side we will change the world.
*kneels* Yes, Master, I will do your bidding.
*sigh * Here we go again. Get off your knees, stop calling me master, and go get the car ready.
Yes, my Sith Lord, I will ready your ship and inform the royal guard we are leaving.
They are not the royal guard. They are Cardinals...Cardinals. And for the last time, I am not the Sith Lord or the Emperor or Darth anything. I am the Pope, the Holy Father, the Holy See...do you understand?
Yes Master, I know you are the Holy Father and that you are all seeing. You are wise and powerful with the dark side.
The dark side? How many times do I have to tell? You there is no dark side! There is no light side! There is no force! Stop pretending this is some bad movie and just go get the car!
But Lord, eternal life... You told me you knew the secrets to eternal life. And the power you spoke of, what of it?
Through Crist, our Lord and Savior! That is how you get eternal life. Be a good boy, follow the Creed, tithe 10%, and don't eat meat on Fridays. Believe and you will live forever with God. And quit calling me Lord! I am Benedict XIV.
Darth Benedict, I have been following the Sith Code and I have been thinking with my passion, but I still think I ...
It is not the Sith Code it is the Apostles Creed! And you don't think with your passion, you think about the Passion...when Christ died for our sins! You know what, nevermind. You are excommunicated. Guards! Get this man out of here.
