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I am real...and this time I am serious. - DADC
Posted on: 2006-07-08 07:34:00

I called in to Human Resources at DADC the day before yesterday to inquire about my badge. Two minutes into the conversation the problem was "fixed". The woman said it would take a day or so to process the info into the time clock system, but I should be good within 24 hours. I of course figured that I would have the same problems as before. I mean, my supervisor has been saying it should work on the next rotation for three rotations and the guard who supposedly fixed my badge the last time failed, so why should this time be any different. I was pleasently suprised to see it actually worked last night when I got to work last night. So yay, I am real again.

Ok, and since that was boring, I will spout off a few gems I have heard from people I work with.

  • "It is processed wood pulp, its corrugated!" From a woman not understanding that corrugated does not mean cardboard it is a type of some cardboard...we only recycle the corrugated kind.
  • "All religeons are based off of war." Some idiot talking about people who join the armed services and then find religeon to avoid war.
  • "They should just round up all the gay people in San Franciso and accidentally let off a nuke." Said shortly after and before a statement about how he has no problems with gay people. Of course, this was in responce to see news about a gay pride parade which annoyed him because the gays were celebrating themselves and showing themselves to the world. By the end of the conversation he of course mentioned that all gay people should declare they are gay so that they can hit on each other and not hit on straigt people.
  • "I notice everything. If I don't people die." From the same idiot who has yet to notice that I could give a shit less about 99.9% of everything he says.

Because
Posted: 2006-07-08 08:28:57, by Lushbaugh

Because Buddha was in reality a level 34 monk who routinely kicked the ass of and ate the hearts of those who did not agree with his doctrine of nonviolence and meditation. That's how he got so fat.

People are dumb
Posted: 2006-07-09 08:29:17, by Katie

'Nuff said.

And congrats on your badge thingie. hehe

More Quotes!
Posted: 2006-07-09 17:22:35, by TheBackofMyMind

Provide us with more quotes please. Those are fun to read.

I hope to.
Posted: 2006-07-09 17:43:32, by talam

The problem is, most of the people I work with are either smart or just talk about work...and there are no stupid customers to write about. As it is, most of the dumb stuff is just me getting to know the job and things like "I accidentally put the edge labels in the triple threat machine and had to fix it. I felt dumb." It just does not have the same feel. My page is boring enough already. :)


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